So, whoever thought it was a good idea to use the last 6 eggs that  
Tony had set aside to make pastries with for tonight, FUCK YOU!  STOP  
FUCKING MAKING FUCKING EGGS AND FUCKING LEAVING YOUR FUCKING SHIT IN  
THE FUCKING KITCHEN.  Tony said verbatim, "tell him to wear steel  
underwear cuz ima gonna chop his pee pee off!"  Tony would like you  
(the egg man) to come talk to him.  What you are doing is  
disrespectful towards him.  Do you fucking dishes when your done and  
if eggs are set aside, or there are only a few left, think about  
whether they could be for something more important then your stupid  
fucking breakfast.  Those eggs were for pastries for tonight's dinner  
and the milk man hasn't delivered more eggs yet.

Go talk to Tony about this because he's sick of it!!!  Mention that  
you're selfish and lazy.

Love always, except the fucking egg man,

Brother English