HILARIOUS:
>
>
> C, E-flat, and G go into a bar.
>
> The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the   
> E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.
>
> After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished; the G is out flat. An F  
>  comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
>
> A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying,   
> "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."
>
> An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that   
> this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a   
> B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now!   
> You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
>
> The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next   
> night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender   
> says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a   
> major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes   
> off the suit, and everything else, and is now au naturel.
>
> Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under   
> a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing   
> to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS   
> without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal,   
> however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental,  
>  and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.
>
> The bartender decides he needs a rest - and closes the bar.
> ( Swiped without so much as a hint of remorse from    
> http://www.thefrenchhorn.net/jokes.html )
>
>





 
 
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>>> Paul Hawkins <[log in to unmask]> 3/2/2010 7:57 PM >>>
I had never seen this and thought it was absolutely hilarious. to all music nerds, Unite!  :)  paul






C, E-flat, and G go into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished; the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and is now au naturel.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides he needs a rest - and closes the bar.
( Swiped without so much as a hint of remorse from  http://www.thefrenchhorn.net/jokes.html )