Forget "Cara Mia", this is more like "Mama Mia!"
Are you OK? It sounds like you were having a "Magic Moment". I can
tell you've been doing some 60's stuff -- and not just music.
Now I think I agree with you: you should be certified! :-)
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This is offered only to those of you with a sense of humor. There is
malicious intent here, so if you cannot take a joke, hit the delete
Some What Ifs occurred to me during this whole endorsement discussion.
if Joan Baez were a VT Tech Coordinator dealing with this issue and
she decided to write a protest song about it? Surely it does not
credulity too much to ask, what if she decided to write in the style
Jay and the Americans in one of their greatest hits? Okay, so some of
young whippersnappers have no idea what I'm talking about; still, I
this protest song.
Oh, D.O.E., why,
Must I certify?
Each time you probe
My drive wants to die.
Have you seen my WAN?
I can even plan.
But the certificate
Doesn't want to scan.
Standards, hear my prayer,
Tell me that you care.
Tear up that draft;
Make it vaporware.
Give me gigahertz
And other desserts
But that endorsement
Really, really hurts.
Oh, D.O.E., why? D.O.E., why?
If this works for you, I'll give Bob Dylan a call.
Barre Supervisory Union #61
Barre VT 05641
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