not news, but an entertaining rendition:
http://skiamericacanada.com/madriverglen/layout.html
Beginners:
"Most beginners and first-timers should stay clear of this resort,
it's not for the faint of heart."
Since when are the faint of heart equal to beginners ? never at mrg.
Intermediates:
"From the top of the Sunnyside chair, take Fox to the big intersection
and traverse straight into the woods."
This could put you in any number of named and unnamed lines. Yeah
send an intermediate into Chimney.
Experts:
"Ask around for Octopus's Garden and the 19th and 20th Holes. If you
look like you know how to ski, a local may direct you to these."
As if, please don't direct anyone you don't intend to lead.
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