In the spirit of CSSA Hacking, I present to you a little rap:
I rap technological, I type machine code.
My fingers move so fast you think I'm using Morse code.
I'm like a mangler function, I'm about to explode.
Exclusive ORing 1's and 0's and alternating modes.
While you're playing your xbox, I'm learning DES s-box
mapping 6 bits to 4 slots, and appending the products
Permutation, negation, modular exponentiation.
Performing mathematical analysis with number relations.
So how's this for short-hand notation?
I'm no simple minded windows or mac cracker.
I'm a bad-ass Slackware hacker with a heuristic attacker.
Take a look at my hat, it's a white double stacker.
I preach open source like an NFL line backer.
I distribute my packs, open and free as in freedom.
I use parens to write hacks, so keep your semicolons; I don't need'em.
- Michael E. Karpeles
UVM ACM Chapter
CSSA Vice President