Anyone got some time to run down to price chopper to get him some  
eggs? My car is dead and I have to finish a paper or I would go myself.
Who is the eggman? Who is the eggman? You are an asshole! Fuck Fuck Fuck You!
(think beatles song)

Quoting Alexander Perry Ogden English <[log in to unmask]>:

> So, whoever thought it was a good idea to use the last 6 eggs that Tony
> had set aside to make pastries with for tonight, FUCK YOU!  STOP
> FUCKING MAKING FUCKING EGGS AND FUCKING LEAVING YOUR FUCKING SHIT IN
> THE FUCKING KITCHEN.  Tony said verbatim, "tell him to wear steel
> underwear cuz ima gonna chop his pee pee off!"  Tony would like you
> (the egg man) to come talk to him.  What you are doing is disrespectful
> towards him.  Do you fucking dishes when your done and if eggs are set
> aside, or there are only a few left, think about whether they could be
> for something more important then your stupid fucking breakfast.  Those
> eggs were for pastries for tonight's dinner and the milk man hasn't
> delivered more eggs yet.
>
> Go talk to Tony about this because he's sick of it!!!  Mention that
> you're selfish and lazy.
>
> Love always, except the fucking egg man,
>
> Brother English