Bob-

   We here at the Hershey Lab will take the 10 lb chunk of filet. Goes GREAT with CHOCOLATE !!

Marsha Neumyer

>>> "Scissons, Bob" <[log in to unmask]> 12/11 11:23 AM >>>
     Sorry, Bill. Do to an overwhelming demand for greatful dead beanie
     bears (and underwhelming requests for ultrasound scanners), I must
     curtail the dead bear offer until supplies meet demand.

     I can, however, provide a limited edition (bull horn hand, cuticle
     file insert) Rauncho del Toro Grande steak knife-18" serrated blade
     and etched with the Taco Bell Chihuahua atop a 10 pound chunk of filet
     mignon.

     Soooooo...don't delay, don't be swayed by cheaper versions of this
     timeless, classical Christmas gift designed for the ultimate,
     discriminating carnivore.

     Bob



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Subject: Re[2]: Tardus parvus
Author: "Bill Schroedter" [SMTP:[log in to unmask]] at Central
Date: 12/11/98 11:34 AM


     Bob, Where do I fill out my order form? I currently have enough
     scanners but could really use the steak knives (can I get
     delivery before December 25?) and I've recently been thinking of
     quitting my day job in lieu of setting up a beanie baby sales
     table at the side of the road, so I really need the greatful dead
     beanie. Am I correct in assuming it is a limited edition??

     Bill Schroedter

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Subject: Re: Tardus parvus
Author: UVM Flownet <[log in to unmask]> at Internet
Date: 12/11/98 9:07 AM


     Latin, no thanks. Would have rather seen tarde pequeno or 'la small'.

     By the way, I'm offering a greatful dead beanie bear and the "Beany
     Quest" board game for every customer buying a BioSound Model 5000 and
     six pack of Rauncho del Toro steak knives.

     So don't be parvus, don't be tardus and Merrrrrrrrrrrrrrry Christmas.

     Bob Scissons