Latin, no thanks. Would have rather seen tarde pequeno or 'la small'.
By the way, I'm offering a greatful dead beanie bear and the "Beany
Quest" board game for every customer buying a BioSound Model 5000 and
six pack of Rauncho del Toro steak knives.
So don't be parvus, don't be tardus and Merrrrrrrrrrrrrrry Christmas.