Boy, what hospital do you work for?
I'd love to see how that would go over in the ER.
The pulmonary docs must love you to!

Do you remeber in school when they told you what a Stat was?
Well in the real world of HMO's , ect. it's whatever the Doctor wants and
when.

I can say these things as my family hasn't seen mujch of me since I got into
this business.  It's called CALL!