Goodbye letter to Bill Clinton Dear Mr. President, 1- Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinski, Dolly Kyle Browning, Katherine Willey,Juanita Broadrick. Did I leave anyone out? 2- Thank you for teaching my children about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until they were about 10 or so to discuss it with them, but now they know more about it than I did when I was a senior in college. 3- Thanks for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House), & on the job is OK, & all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, & one person may have sex, while the other one involved does not have sex. : 4- Thanks for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation, & demonstrating that that ridiculous plot of "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all. 5- Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, & John Kennedy look Moral. 6- Thanks for the 72 House & Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment, & 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising. 7- Thanks for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, & 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess", & the 55 criminal charges & 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other Clinton scandals, like Castle Grande, cattlegate, travelgate, healthcaregate, Filegate, Chinagate, Bill & Hillary Bed & Breakfast, illegal white house campaigning, & many more. 8- Thanks for reducing our military by half, gutting much of our foreign policy, & flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips. Please give my regards to Hillary, when/if you see her. Tell her I am working on a "Thank You letter" to her, too. 9- Thanks also for "finding" millions of dollars of excess tax money. I really didn't need it in the first place & I can't think of a more well-deserving group of recipients to my hard earned dollars, than jet fuel for all your globetrotting. I understand you, the family, & your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration. God bless America, and thank you for spending my taxes so wisely & frugally. Sincerely, A U.S. Citizen P.S. Please pass along a special thanks to Al Gore for inventing the internet & making the distribution of this letter possible. WOW ! ! ! !