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One shot/shwill for every...
mispronunciation of "terror" as "terra"
"nuke-yoo-lur"
"Weapons of mass destruction"
"Saddam Hussein"
"threat"
"the American people understand this"

2 shots for every time he invents a word.

one shot for every "ummm", misplaced pause or teleprompter malfunction.

Drink 10 shots if he mentions Osama bin laden or the economy. this will
not
happen, so you are safe.

If war is declared, finish bottle, bend over and kiss own ass goodbye.

Celebrate in the street if he gives his resignation.

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