The Missile-Dick Chicks (MDC) are going ON TOUR and need our help -- attending their performances, advertising them to others, setting up additional gigs, places to stay, and donations as well. This is one of the most creative offshoots of the current movement, a continuation of the guerrilla-theater projects that the Red Balloon Collective, the Mary Magdellan Liberation Front, the Yippies, ArtRage and others were involved in over the years -- all women, extremely funny and creative, and definitely a genderbending experience. (They've been going into Truckstops along the turnpikes and performing on-the-spot, bringing a fascinating and strong antiwar message in ways that would get others thrown out.) If you are in any of the areas listed below, please help the Missile-Dick Chicks out. They are also interested in helping YOU out -- add them to your program/fundraiser. Their website is www.missiledickchicks.net. You can contact them by writing to [log in to unmask] The tour starts on Monday, September 13th in Ohio and continues for 12 days. start is monday SEPT. 13 OHIO going pretty much straight into ohio to perform there tba. day two ohio - r & r hall of fame, kent state. performance evening tba day three ohio into michigan day four more michigan (into chicago at night) day five chicago - night performance in chicago tba day six wisconsin - madison day seven drive to st louis (anyone along the way want to host them?) day eight tennessee day nine tennessee (I'm sure with a little help they can be prompted into Georgia) day ten north carolina day eleven virginia day twelve 9.24 home for all those states they are looking for people who could tell about good spaces in town to perform in the street, as well as possibilities to perform at indoor events, colleges, green party events, whatever is around. also, we wrote a money begging letter for our tour. do you know people, for example socialist scholars, to send the letter to? that would be a very big help too. -------------------------------------------------------- From the website: We are a posse of pissed-off housewives from <http://www.crawfordtx.com/>Crawford, Texas, the home of our beloved President <http://www.bushorchimp.com/>George Walker Bush. Usually we prefer to leave the talking to our husbands, but recent events have conspired to drag us away from our martinis and over-the-counter pharmaceuticals and into the streets. The dim-witted ramblings and demonstrations of the anti-authoritarian rabble that have infected our country of late make our blood boil. The sight of these smelly, smarmy marchers smirkingly besmirching our smiling President is too much to bear. The biggest questions these riff-raff face day-to-day are which <http://www.buttafly.com/starbucks/index.php>Starbucks to vandalize and where to score their next bong hit. And these ne'er-do-wells dare to second guess our Commander-in-Chief? For shame! <http://www.missiledickchicks.net/hummer.html> 2227ea.jpg <http://www.missiledickchicks.net/hummer.html>Give generously to the MDC Hummer fund! Missile Dick Chicks Proverbs: Talk loudly and carry a big dick. Do unto others as you would bomb others trying to do unto you. A bomb, in time, saves 9. A country bribed is an ally earned.