I'm sure you will get thousands of replies re your request but here is one...
Marlboro Grad center has been VERY active with Joomla and have had a bunch of user groups etc. They may have someone who can help you out for very little $$$$.
I would suggest that you contact :
Caleb Clark

Program Director, MAT
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Tell him Neil sent you and maybe he will be kind ;))