On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 14:44:12 -0500, Scott Danis <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

>The eye doctor describing my scratched cornea from night skiing ever so 
>slowly with my goggles up last week:
>'oooooooo', 'ahhhh', 'that's a pretty bad one, it must really hurt'

Ouch.  Corneal abrasions can indeed hurt like a mo-fo -- My worst was from a
rock ricochet while whacking weeds.  Remember, kids: always wear your safety

>The ski tuning guy who inquires:
>'Do you know that one of your skis is broken?'

Junk skis, yeah.  

Here are some other things I don't like to hear:

--"Can I see you in my office -- it's important."
--"I'm sorry, sir, it says insufficient funds."
--"Papa, I just peed a little bit."
--"Your license and registration please, sir?"
--"You have something green in your teeth."
--"This will only pinch a little bit."
--"Turn and cough."
--"Honey, how come we don't spend any quality time together anymore?"
--"It's the ball-joint."
--"We only have decaf."
--"I'm sorry, but this flight is over-booked."
--"Yep, that's black mold."
--"Excuse me, but is that a chicken in your pants...?"

I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting.


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