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On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 14:44:12 -0500, Scott Danis <[log in to unmask]> wrote: >The eye doctor describing my scratched cornea from night skiing ever so >slowly with my goggles up last week: >'oooooooo', 'ahhhh', 'that's a pretty bad one, it must really hurt' >and... Ouch. Corneal abrasions can indeed hurt like a mo-fo -- My worst was from a rock ricochet while whacking weeds. Remember, kids: always wear your safety goggles! >The ski tuning guy who inquires: >'Do you know that one of your skis is broken?' > Junk skis, yeah. Here are some other things I don't like to hear: --"Can I see you in my office -- it's important." --"I'm sorry, sir, it says insufficient funds." --"Papa, I just peed a little bit." --"Your license and registration please, sir?" --"You have something green in your teeth." --"This will only pinch a little bit." --"Turn and cough." --"Honey, how come we don't spend any quality time together anymore?" --"It's the ball-joint." --"We only have decaf." --"I'm sorry, but this flight is over-booked." --"Yep, that's black mold." --"Excuse me, but is that a chicken in your pants...?" I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting. --justin - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - SkiVt-L is brought to you by the University of Vermont. To unsubscribe, visit http://list.uvm.edu/archives/skivt-l.html