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OK, it's Friday so I'll forward on a forward of a forward - the E-mail
vwersion of chain letters?  Peg Allen
>Resent-Date: Thu, 20 Jun 1996 19:52:54 -0700
>Date: Thu, 20 Jun 1996 22:40:32 -0400 (EDT)
>From: Nanci Ollick <[log in to unmask]>
>Subject: Levity..
>To: nursenet <[log in to unmask]>
>Resent-Message-ID: <"fXvlH.A.oD.F6gyx"@orbital>
>Resent-From: [log in to unmask]
>
>OK, time for a few chuckles... after all, laughter *is* the best medicine!!
>
>       nanci   :)
>TTFN
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>Nanci Ollick                                 @     @     @     @     @
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>
>More "Computer Viruses of the '90s" have just been discovered.
>
>
>HEALTH CARE VIRUS: tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and
>sends you a bill for $4,500.
>
>POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: never calls itself a virus, but instead refers to
>itself as an "electronic microorganism".
>
>ROSS PEROT VIRUS: activates every component in your system just before the
>whole damn thing quits.
>
>GEORGE BUSH VIRUS: starts by boldly stating "read my docs... no new files"
>on the screen.
>It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files,
>then blames it on the Congressional Virus.
>
>CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS:  The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with
>a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
>
>LAPD VIRUS: claims to feel threatened by the other files on your PC and
>erases them in self defense.
>
>FREUDIAN VIRUS: your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own
>motherboard.
>
>       :()