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Ronald Ramsden wrote:
>
> After all the recent hot weather I couldn't resist sending this to the
> list.
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> Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally
> sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in
> Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman
> once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total
> peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation,
> he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it
> and there's a big, bearded Vermonter standing there.
>
> "Names Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge...
> Havin a party Saturday... thought you'd like to come."
>
> "Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some
> local folks. Thank you."
>
> As Enoch is leaving he stops. "Gotta warn you there's gonna be
> some drinkin."
>
> "Not a problem...after 25 years in the computer business, I can do
> that with the best of them."
>
> Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be
> some fightin, too."
>
> Damn, Sam thinks...tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people. I'll
> be there. Thanks again."
>
> Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at
> these parties, too."
>
> "Now that is not a problem" says Sam "Remember I've been alone
> for six months. I'll definitely be there!..... ....By the way, what
> should I wear to the party?"
>
> Enoch stops in the door again and says "Whatever you want, it's
> just gonna be the two of us."
      Vermont Humor sucks!!!!!!













Doug