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YOU MIGHT BE IN THE HEALTH CARE FIELD IF........

Discussing dismemberment (or rectal exams) over
gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.

You believe in serial spraying of Prozac.

You believe that "Shallow Gene Pool" should be a
diagnosis.

You think unspeakable evil will befall you if
anyone says "Boy it sure is quiet around here."

When you are out in public you compliment complete
strangers on their veins.

You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled
"Suicide.....getting it right the first time".

You have ever restrained someone and it was not a
sexual experience.

You commonly utter the phrase "What changed
tonight at 2 AM that made this an emergency AFTER
6 MONTHS?!"

You think putting a Valium salt lick in the ER
waiting room is a novel idea.

When you mention vegetables, you are not thinking
of a food group.

You have been exposed to so many Xrays, you don't
bother with birth control.

You have heard "Why, I don't know how that got
stuck in there" too many times.

Happy Holidays

Bart Bean